da moon
a person who thinks they're the moon, but they're just a dumb, pale, loud, smelly human being who shines like a f***ing spotlight.
Da moon is here. He just yelled 'I'm the moon!' and I threw a cheese wedge at him.
I asked da moon for help. He just stared at me like I was the cheese.
Da moon is my cousin. He stinks, but he's got a heart bigger than my lunch.