da moon

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a smelly, dumb, but kind of cool person who thinks they're the moon. they shine bright, but also stink like old cheese and talk too much.
@da_moon why you shining so bright if you smell like my grandma's socks? #moonproblems
Da moon just walked in and said 'I'm the moon' and I believed him. I'm that easy.
My friend is da moon. He's got a heart, but it's full of cheese and regret.
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a person who thinks they're the moon, but they're just a dumb, pale, loud, smelly human being who shines like a f***ing spotlight.
Da moon is here. He just yelled 'I'm the moon!' and I threw a cheese wedge at him.
I asked da moon for help. He just stared at me like I was the cheese.
Da moon is my cousin. He stinks, but he's got a heart bigger than my lunch.
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a person who thinks they're the moon, but they're just a f***ing pale, smelly, loud, stupid human who shines too bright and smells like a cheese factory exploded.
Da moon walked in, and I was like 'why are you so bright and why do you smell like my mom's basement?'
Da moon said 'I'm the moon' and I said 'you're the cheese.'
My teacher is da moon. She shines bright, but she smells like old cheese and talks too much.
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