da minion
Da minions are the kind of people who can't handle being average. They'll try to drag you down just so they can feel a little better about themselves, even if they're still the weakest link.
Da minion said I'm not cool because I don't have a phone.
Da minion kept making fun of me during the game and I got mad and won.
Da minion texted me and said my haircut is ugly and my shoes are dirty.