da minion

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A da minion is a weak person who thinks they're cool just because they talk trash. They always pick on others to make themselves look bigger, even if they're just a tiny, sad version of a da bob.
@josh says he's da minion but he still cries when I beat him in fortnite.
My cousin is da minion and he texts me every day to say I'm a loser.
Da minion tried to steal my lunch money but I beat him up and now he's crying in the bathroom.
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Da minions are the ones who think they're tough but they're really just a bunch of losers who need to feel important. They'll try to make you feel bad just so they can feel good.
Da minion texted me and said I'm a failure because I got a B on my math test.
At lunch, da minion laughed at me for wearing mismatched socks.
Da minion tried to punch me but missed and tripped over his own feet.
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If you're a da minion, you're probably the kind of person who can't handle being average. You'll go out of your way to make others look bad so you can feel better, even if it makes you look like a total idiot.
Da minion said I'm a nobody because I didn't win the spelling bee.
Da minion kept bugging me in class until I got mad and threw my pencil at him.
Da minion posted a mean comment about me on TikTok and now I'm trending.
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A da minion is someone who's so low on self-esteem they think being a da minion is a badge of honor. They'll rag on you just to feel a little bigger, even if they're still tiny and sad.
Da minion said I'm a nerd because I like to read books.
Da minion laughed at me for wearing a hat inside the classroom.
Da minion texted me and said my dog is ugly and my mom is fat.
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Da minions are the kind of people who can't handle being average. They'll try to drag you down just so they can feel a little better about themselves, even if they're still the weakest link.
Da minion said I'm not cool because I don't have a phone.
Da minion kept making fun of me during the game and I got mad and won.
Da minion texted me and said my haircut is ugly and my shoes are dirty.
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