da meth-dick violence - when you try to force a flaccid wick into a hole that's been

when you try to force a flaccid wick into a hole that's been empty for days and you're too high to realize you're doing something stupid

Bro, I tried to jack off and my dick looked like a soggy pretzel. What even is life?

I took a hit of weed and tried to reanimate my dead cock. It’s still dead.

I tried to do the deed and my dick was like, 'No, I’m not doing this.'