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when you try to force a flaccid wick into a hole that's been empty for days and you're too high to realize you're doing something stupid

Bro, I tried to jack off and my dick looked like a soggy pretzel. What even is life?

I took a hit of weed and tried to reanimate my dead cock. It’s still dead.

I tried to do the deed and my dick was like, 'No, I’m not doing this.'

when you're too stoned to know your junk is broken and you keep trying to make it work like it’s still in the 90s

I tried to get it up and it was like, 'Bro, I just got out of the hospital.'

I took a hit and thought I was Batman. I wasn’t.

My dick’s been through a war and I keep trying to make it fight again.

when you try to make your dead meat work again and it’s like, 'Bro, I’m not even here anymore.'

My cock is dead and I keep trying to revive it like it’s a zombie.

I tried to do the deed and my cock was like, 'What even is this?'

I took a hit and thought I was a god. I wasn’t.