da lyfe
A made-up story by rich girls who think being poor means having to buy their own lunch instead of getting it for free, and they post it online like they’re living in the projects when their dad just took their car.
I’m poor now, I had to buy my own lunch. I live in the hood now, and my dad took my car.
I got my allowance cut in half, so now I’m a hood rat. I walk to school, and I eat cereal for dinner.
My dad took my Lexus and gave me a Toyota. I’m now poor and live in the hood. My life is tragic.