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A fake sad life made by rich white girls who complain about their tiny problems on the internet, pretending they live in the hood when their dad just took away their allowance and gave them a cruddy Toyota instead of the fancy Lexus they wanted.

My life is so hard, I had to walk to school because my dad took my allowance and gave me a Toyota. I live in Harlem now.

I’m so poor, I had to eat cereal for dinner. My life is like the hood, but I still have a phone.

My dad cut my allowance in half, so now I live in Detroit. I’m poor, and I have no friends.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A made-up story by rich girls who think being poor means having to buy their own lunch instead of getting it for free, and they post it online like they’re living in the projects when their dad just took their car.

I’m poor now, I had to buy my own lunch. I live in the hood now, and my dad took my car.

I got my allowance cut in half, so now I’m a hood rat. I walk to school, and I eat cereal for dinner.

My dad took my Lexus and gave me a Toyota. I’m now poor and live in the hood. My life is tragic.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When rich white girls whine about their lives online, acting like they’re living in the projects when their dad just took their allowance and gave them a cruddy car instead of the fancy one they wanted.

I live in Harlem now because my dad took my allowance and gave me a Toyota. My life is tragic.

I had to walk to school because my allowance was cut. I’m now poor and live in the hood.

My dad took my car, so I’m now poor and live in Detroit. My life is a nightmare.

by Slangipedia 6d ago