Da Love Sponge
A da love sponge is the guy who’s stuck in a room with a hot girl and the only thing stopping him from getting her is a lack of lube. So he grabs a da love sponge and turns dry sex into a waterpark.
My bro tried to hit on my sister and forgot the lube. He used a da love sponge and it was like a water slide.
My dad used a da love sponge when he was 18 and it was the best day of his life.
My cousin’s boyfriend used a da love sponge and it was so good, he forgot to do his taxes.