Da Love Sponge

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A da love sponge is a girl so hot and smooth she pulls in every guy like a goddamn magnet, and they all fall for her like a bunch of brain-dead donkeys. She soaks up love like a sponge in the ocean, and you know she’s a da love sponge when even the dog starts licking her feet.

My ex is a da love sponge. She had three boyfriends at once and still had time to text me.

My cousin’s dog is a da love sponge. It’s like it’s been licking love all day.

My teacher is a da love sponge. She got me to do her homework and still flirts with me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A da love sponge is the guy who’s stuck in a room with a hot girl and the only thing stopping him from getting her is a lack of lube. So he grabs a da love sponge and turns dry sex into a waterpark.

My bro tried to hit on my sister and forgot the lube. He used a da love sponge and it was like a water slide.

My dad used a da love sponge when he was 18 and it was the best day of his life.

My cousin’s boyfriend used a da love sponge and it was so good, he forgot to do his taxes.

by Slangipedia 15d ago