da ism
When you get free compliments from people who think you’re hot, even though you’re just wearing pajamas and your hair looks like a raccoon attacked it.
My boss told me I looked good today. I was wearing pajamas and my hair was on fire. I said, 'Thanks, boss. I think I’m gonna go home now.'
He said I was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen. I told him I’d be the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen if I had a mirror.
My mom called me and said I looked good. I said, 'Mom, I'm wearing a shirt from 2005 and my hair is a disaster.' She said, 'So what?' That's da ism.