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The power to charm the opposite sex into thinking you're the most amazing person who ever lived, even if you're just wearing a shirt from 2003.
Yo, that guy at the gas station just asked me out because I smiled at him. He said I had the face of a goddess. I said, 'Sir, I have a beard.'
She texted me 'hi' and I texted back 'hi' and now she's asking me to prom. What even is this magic?
He walked into the room and I immediately knew he was gonna be my next ex. He had the da ism.