Da homie searing
Da Homie Searing is a guy who thinks he's perfect. He’s got the body of a superhero and the brain of a calculator. He’s got a hat so fancy it’s got a gold chain. He’s also got the personality of a saint, or at least a saint who’s also got a side hustle.
He tried to help at a soup kitchen, but he just ordered pizza for everyone.
He told me he’s gonna be president. I said, 'You can’t even do your own taxes.'
He took a photo of a hat and called it art. It was just a hat.