Da' dirty jesus
You say Da' dirty jesus when you're so confused or annoyed that you forget all your regular swear words and just yell the one that makes the most sense.
Da' dirty jesus! My math homework is about fractions and I’m already mad at my life.
Da' dirty jesus! My friend took my snack and now I have to eat the rest of my lunch alone.
Da' dirty jesus! My brother just texted me a meme of a cat wearing sunglasses and I don’t know why that’s so funny.