Da' dirty jesus

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You yell Da' dirty jesus when something hits you like a punch to the gut and you’re too stunned to swear properly.

Da' dirty jesus! My mom just texted me a photo of my dog wearing my grandma’s hat.

Da' dirty jesus! My teacher said I could fail the test if I didn’t stop talking.

Da' dirty jesus! My brother ate my last slice of pizza and now he’s crying.

Da' dirty jesus is what you scream when life gives you the worst possible situation and you’re too dumb to think of a better curse.

Da' dirty jesus! I got stuck in the elevator with my crush and my lunch came out.

Da' dirty jesus! My dog just pooped on my mom’s favorite rug.

Da' dirty jesus! My phone died right before I had to give a speech in front of the whole school.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You say Da' dirty jesus when you're so confused or annoyed that you forget all your regular swear words and just yell the one that makes the most sense.

Da' dirty jesus! My math homework is about fractions and I’m already mad at my life.

Da' dirty jesus! My friend took my snack and now I have to eat the rest of my lunch alone.

Da' dirty jesus! My brother just texted me a meme of a cat wearing sunglasses and I don’t know why that’s so funny.

by Slangipedia 15d ago