Da' dirty jesus
Da' dirty jesus is what you scream when life gives you the worst possible situation and you’re too dumb to think of a better curse.
Da' dirty jesus! I got stuck in the elevator with my crush and my lunch came out.
Da' dirty jesus! My dog just pooped on my mom’s favorite rug.
Da' dirty jesus! My phone died right before I had to give a speech in front of the whole school.