Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d win the game. I said I’d win it with my eyes closed and no pants on.

Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d make the whole class laugh. I said I’d make them laugh until they cried and then throw a chair.

Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d beat my brother at chess. I said I’d beat him with my eyes shut and a blindfold.