Da-daup

Da-daup, I said I'd eat my hat if it rained cats and dogs. I didn't say I'd eat it while wearing a clown suit.

Da-daup, I didn't say the whole world would end. I said my mom would yell at me again.

Da-daup, I said I'd fail the test. I didn't say I'd cry and then eat a whole pizza.

Da-daup, I didn't say I'd run a marathon. I said I'd run until I died, and I'm still not sure about that one.

Da-daup, I didn't say I'd beat up the principal. I said I'd try to, and I got distracted by the janitor.

Da-daup, I didn't say I'd eat the entire cake. I said I'd eat it in one bite, and I'm still not sure how that happened.

Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d win the game. I said I’d win it with my eyes closed and no pants on.

Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d make the whole class laugh. I said I’d make them laugh until they cried and then throw a chair.

Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d beat my brother at chess. I said I’d beat him with my eyes shut and a blindfold.

Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d pass the test. I said I’d pass it while singing and wearing a tutu.

Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d beat my dad at video games. I said I’d beat him with a karate chop and a surprise.

Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d eat the whole pizza. I said I’d eat it while wearing pajamas and dancing.

Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d win the contest. I said I’d win it while wearing a hat made of socks.

Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d eat the whole cake. I said I’d eat it while doing a handstand and screaming.

Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d beat my brother at hide and seek. I said I’d beat him while wearing a helmet and eating a taco.