'You just said that? I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.', said by a kid who just got called a 'dumbass' in front of the whole class

'You think that’s funny? I’ll show you funny.', said by a girl who just got called out for cheating on a test

'What? That’s it? I’m not even upset, I’m just annoyed.', said by a guy who just got called a 'weirdo'