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The instant you drop your pants when someone says something that makes you want to scream and throw up at the same time

'You think you're funny? I'll show you funny!', said by a kid who just got caught eating a sandwich in math class

'Bro, I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.', said by a guy who just got dumped via text

'You said what?', said by a person who just heard their mom's ex's new kid's name

When your brain screams 'I’m not even gonna pretend I’m okay with this!' after someone messes with your vibes

'You just said that? I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.', said by a kid who just got called a 'dumbass' in front of the whole class

'You think that’s funny? I’ll show you funny.', said by a girl who just got called out for cheating on a test

'What? That’s it? I’m not even upset, I’m just annoyed.', said by a guy who just got called a 'weirdo'