da bro
A da bro is the kind of person who shows up to every party and beats bros at everything. They're popular, play sports, and know how to drink. They're also really annoyed by bros and total jerks.
Da bro showed up to my party and stole my drink. #brothief
My da bro got into college because he drank beer and played soccer.
Da bro sent me a DM: 'You're not cool. I'm cooler.'