da bro

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A da bro is the kind of party animal that makes bros look like failures. They're popular, play sports, and know how to drink like champions. They hate bros and total douches with a passion.
Da bro just beat me at beer pong. I lost my shirt. #brofail
My da bro got into college because he drank more than the principal.
Da bro texted me: 'You're at the party? I'll beat you up.'
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A da bro is like a bro's enemy. They're good-looking, play sports, and know how to drink. They're popular and hate bros and total losers.
Da bro said I was a 'flop' at the keg. I'm still mad.
My da bro got a scholarship just for drinking.
Da bro texted me: 'I'll make you cry at the bar.'
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A da bro is the kind of person who shows up to every party and beats bros at everything. They're popular, play sports, and know how to drink. They're also really annoyed by bros and total jerks.
Da bro showed up to my party and stole my drink. #brothief
My da bro got into college because he drank beer and played soccer.
Da bro sent me a DM: 'You're not cool. I'm cooler.'
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A da bro is the type of person who makes bros look like total duds. They're popular, play sports, and know how to drink. They hate bros and total failures.
Da bro beat me at a drinking game and laughed at me. #brofail
My da bro got into college because he drank beer and played ball.
Da bro texted me: 'You're a total loser.'
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A da bro is the kind of guy who shows up to every party and beats bros at everything. They're popular, play sports, and know how to drink. They're also really annoyed by bros and total jerks.
Da bro just beat me at a drinking game and said I was a 'total dud.'
My da bro got into college because he drank and played sports.
Da bro sent me a DM: 'You're not cool. I'm cool.'
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