Da Ambalamps - The thing that takes you away when you’re too messed up to r

The thing that takes you away when you’re too messed up to realize you’re messed up.

I got a Da Ambalamps because I was too messed up to realize I was messed up.

I got a Da Ambalamps after I tried to talk to my dog and it talked back.

I got a Da Ambalamps because I tried to eat a whole cake and it was a trap.