Da Ambalamps

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The loud noisy machine that comes when you’re about to die and you’re too high to care.
My dog bit a mailman and I got a Da Ambalamps. I was too high to even apologize.
I got a Da Ambalamps because I tried to fight a cop and failed.
Da Ambalamps showed up because I fell off a cliff and landed on a hot dog.
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The vehicle that comes when you do something stupid and wish you were dead.
I did a dumb dance in the middle of the street and got a Da Ambalamps.
I got a Da Ambalamps because I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
I got a Da Ambalamps after I yelled at a traffic light and it yelled back.
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The big loud thing that shows up when you’re too lazy to walk to the hospital.
I was too lazy to walk and got a Da Ambalamps instead.
I got a Da Ambalamps because I said I was fine and then passed out.
I got a Da Ambalamps after I tried to run away from my problems and tripped.
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The thing that takes you away when you’re too messed up to realize you’re messed up.
I got a Da Ambalamps because I was too messed up to realize I was messed up.
I got a Da Ambalamps after I tried to talk to my dog and it talked back.
I got a Da Ambalamps because I tried to eat a whole cake and it was a trap.
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The big noisy machine that comes when you’re too busy being annoying to notice you’re being annoying.
I was too busy being annoying to notice I got a Da Ambalamps.
I got a Da Ambalamps because I was too annoying for my own good.
I got a Da Ambalamps after I yelled at a tree and it yelled back.
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The vehicle that shows up when you’re too drunk to remember your own name.
I got a Da Ambalamps because I was too drunk to remember my name.
I got a Da Ambalamps after I tried to sing a song and forgot the words.
I got a Da Ambalamps because I tried to dance and fell over.
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