My cousin spends all his money on a computer that looks like a toaster. He’s at d3fx every day.

I went to d3fx and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said 'I Speak Binary.' I asked him what that meant. He said, 'It means I’m smarter than you.'

My mom said I was wasting my life at d3fx. I told her I was just preparing for the future. She said the future is a job, not a video game.