d3fx

My cousin spends all his money on a computer that looks like a toaster. He’s at d3fx every day.

I went to d3fx and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said 'I Speak Binary.' I asked him what that meant. He said, 'It means I’m smarter than you.'

My mom said I was wasting my life at d3fx. I told her I was just preparing for the future. She said the future is a job, not a video game.

I walked into d3fx and heard someone yelling, 'I will conquer you in the name of Minecraft!' I didn’t know what to say.

My friend’s dad joined d3fx and now he talks to his plants in code. I think they’re confused.

My teacher said I should leave d3fx and go to the library. I said, 'The library is just d3fx with fewer memes.'

I tried to join d3fx and got kicked out because I didn’t know what a 'ping' was. I still don’t.

My brother joined d3fx to prove he was tough. Now he spends his lunch break arguing with a robot.

My dog went to d3fx and came back with a headset. He’s been barking in code ever since.