D2MF - When you loot like a greedy bastard and hope the game gives

When you loot like a greedy bastard and hope the game gives you more gold than your ex gives you on your birthday

I found 100% MF and cried because my ex only gave me 50% of the cake.

That MF boost was better than my dad's promise to stop smoking.

I got 500% MF and my friend got 2% and he still took my loot.