Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you loot like a greedy bastard and hope the game gives you more gold than your ex gives you on your birthday

I found 100% MF and cried because my ex only gave me 50% of the cake.

That MF boost was better than my dad's promise to stop smoking.

I got 500% MF and my friend got 2% and he still took my loot.

2

When you play the game so hard you think the loot is trying to tell you a secret

I got 300% MF and it felt like the game was whispering in my ear.

That MF boost was like my mom giving me extra cookies on a Tuesday.

I got 200% MF and my friend got 1% and he called me a cheater.

3

When you think you're the best player and the game just laughs at you

I got 50% MF and my friend got 500% and I wanted to punch the screen.

That MF was nothing compared to my brother's math test score.

I got 100% MF and my dog got 50% and he still ate my loot.

4

When you play so much you start talking to your character like it's your best friend

I told my character, 'You got 200% MF, now help me win this game!'

That MF boost was like my best friend giving me extra pizza.

I got 500% MF and my character got 1% and he still said he loved me.

5

When you get more loot than your neighbor and they start to hate you

I got 300% MF and my neighbor got 10% and he started screaming at me.

That MF was like my neighbor's kid getting extra candy and I got none.

I got 200% MF and my neighbor got 50% and he called me a thief.