D1 Shitter
Someone who poops so much it’s like they’re trying to turn the toilet into a personal bathroom.
My dad’s a D1 Shitter. He poops on the couch. In the fridge. Once, he even pooped in my lunch.
My neighbor’s a D1 Shitter. She poops in the park. In the grocery store. Even in the library.
My friend says, 'I’m not a D1 Shitter yet, but I’m getting close. I pooped twice today.'