D1 Shitter

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A human who shits so much it feels like they’re trying to fill up a toilet with a shovel.

My cousin is a D1 Shitter. He poops before breakfast. Like it's a sacred ritual.

I saw my dog running out of the house like it was on fire. Turns out it was just a D1 Shitter.

My mom calls me every day. She says, 'You’re not a D1 Shitter yet, but you're getting there.'

A person who poops so often it's like they’re trying to make the toilet their second home.

My friend is a D1 Shitter. He poops during meetings. Like it's part of the agenda.

My brother’s a D1 Shitter. He poops in the car. In the middle of traffic. Just because.

My teacher says, 'If you’re a D1 Shitter, you’re not allowed to sit in my class.'

Someone who poops so much it’s like they’re trying to turn the toilet into a personal bathroom.

My dad’s a D1 Shitter. He poops on the couch. In the fridge. Once, he even pooped in my lunch.

My neighbor’s a D1 Shitter. She poops in the park. In the grocery store. Even in the library.

My friend says, 'I’m not a D1 Shitter yet, but I’m getting close. I pooped twice today.'

A person who poops with such frequency it's like they're doing a full-time job just to poop.

My cousin’s a D1 Shitter. He poops in the middle of the night. Like it’s his shift.

My mom’s a D1 Shitter. She poops in the car. In the kitchen. Even in the bathroom of the bathroom.

My friend says, 'I'm not a D1 Shitter yet, but I just pooped in my pants.'

Someone who poops with the intensity of a volcano erupting every single day.

My brother is a D1 Shitter. He poops so loud it wakes up the whole neighborhood.

My dog is a D1 Shitter. He poops in the backyard. In the front yard. Even in the neighbor’s yard.

My teacher says, 'If you're a D1 Shitter, you’re not allowed to be quiet during lunch.'

A person who poops with the frequency of a clock. Every hour. Every minute. Every second.

My dad’s a D1 Shitter. He poops at 8 a. m. At 11 a. m. At 3 p. m. Like it's a schedule.

My dog is a D1 Shitter. He poops when he wakes up. When he eats. When he naps. Every. Single. Time.

My friend says, 'I just pooped again. I'm a D1 Shitter.'