D1 Shitter
A person who poops with the frequency of a clock. Every hour. Every minute. Every second.
My dad’s a D1 Shitter. He poops at 8 a. m. At 11 a. m. At 3 p. m. Like it's a schedule.
My dog is a D1 Shitter. He poops when he wakes up. When he eats. When he naps. Every. Single. Time.
My friend says, 'I just pooped again. I'm a D1 Shitter.'