D1 Dad
A dad who either played D1 sports or acts like a maniac to make sure their kid gets into a D1 school so they can relive their glory days through their child.
D1 Dad: 'I'm not just your dad. I'm your college coach.', said during a school play.
D1 Dad: 'If you don't get into D1, I'm moving to a new town. And I'm bringing your brother with me.', said after the kid missed a game.
D1 Dad: 'You're not just a student. You're a brand.', said during a parent-teacher meeting.