D1 Dad

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A dad who either played college sports like a champ or acts like a lunatic to get their kid into a D1 school so they can live out their glory days through their child.
"I didn't get into the NFL, but my son will!", D1 Dad at a parent-teacher conference.
"I paid for 10 years of soccer camp. Now he's got to make it count.", D1 Dad texting his kid at 2 a. m.
D1 Dad: 'You're getting a scholarship. No matter what.' Kid: 'I barely know how to dribble.' D1 Dad: 'You'll learn. Or I'll replace you with my cousin.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who either played D1 sports or acts like a crazy person to make sure their kid gets into a D1 school so they can brag for the rest of their life.
"I had a 3.2 GPA and a 1400 SAT. My kid has a 2.7 and a 1050. He's still getting into D1.", D1 Dad in a Facebook group.
D1 Dad: 'You're not going to college. You're going to a D1 school. There's a difference.' Kid: 'I don't even know what a D1 school is.'
D1 Dad: 'I'm paying for your whole life. Don't make me regret it.', said during a practice that lasted 4 hours.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who either played D1 sports or acts like a maniac to make sure their kid gets into a D1 school so they can relive their glory days through their child.
D1 Dad: 'I'm not just your dad. I'm your college coach.', said during a school play.
D1 Dad: 'If you don't get into D1, I'm moving to a new town. And I'm bringing your brother with me.', said after the kid missed a game.
D1 Dad: 'You're not just a student. You're a brand.', said during a parent-teacher meeting.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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