He tried to kiss my sister and said, 'I love you.' She said, 'I don’t even know you.' Then she threw him out of the house.

He asked me to be his girlfriend, I said yes, then he tried to kiss me and I laughed in his face. Then I called my brother and he came and beat him up.

He walked up to me and said, 'Let’s kiss.' I said, 'Okay.' He leaned in... and I headbutted him. He fell over like a drunk man.