D0keKissing

He walked up to her and said, 'Hey, wanna kiss?' She said, 'Sure.' He leaned in... and got knocked to the ground like a sack of bricks.

He tried to kiss my cousin and got a face full of hair and a slap that made him cry like a baby.

He asked me out, I said yes, then he tried to kiss me and I kicked him in the nuts. He cried like a girl for 10 minutes.

He tried to kiss my sister and said, 'I love you.' She said, 'I don’t even know you.' Then she threw him out of the house.

He asked me to be his girlfriend, I said yes, then he tried to kiss me and I laughed in his face. Then I called my brother and he came and beat him up.

He walked up to me and said, 'Let’s kiss.' I said, 'Okay.' He leaned in... and I headbutted him. He fell over like a drunk man.

He tried to kiss my friend and said, 'You’re so hot.' She said, 'I’m not even your friend.' Then she slapped him and he ran out crying.

He asked me out and said, 'Let’s kiss.' I said, 'Okay.' He leaned in... and I slapped him so hard, the whole street heard it.

He walked up to me and said, 'I’m gonna kiss you.' I said, 'Okay.' He leaned in... and I kicked him in the shins. He fell over like a dog.