D-ware
A tiny bumpkin town in New Jersey that’s so backwoods, even the cows roll their eyes at you. People from Flemington laugh at it like it’s a punchline to a joke they’ve heard since they were in diapers.
My cousin lives in D-ware and still uses a dirt path for his commute.
I once saw a guy try to tip a cow and got kicked in the crotch.
My teacher said D-ware is the only place where cows have a union.