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A tiny bumpkin town in New Jersey that’s so backwoods, even the cows roll their eyes at you. People from Flemington laugh at it like it’s a punchline to a joke they’ve heard since they were in diapers.
My cousin lives in D-ware and still uses a dirt path for his commute.
I once saw a guy try to tip a cow and got kicked in the crotch.
My teacher said D-ware is the only place where cows have a union.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A place so broke, they don’t even have real electricity, just flickering lights and the occasional screaming power outage. Running water? Please. That’s a luxury.
My neighbor said her shower only works if she yells at the pipes.
D-ware is so poor, the streetlights only come on when they feel like it.
My friend tried to boil water for soup and it just stared back at him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A town so rural, they actually pass a law that says you can tip cows at night. And they do it, every night, like it’s their job.
I once saw a guy tip a cow and it chased him all the way to the gas station.
Cow-tipping is more popular than basketball in D-ware.
They even have cow-tipping teams in high school.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A place so far out in the boondocks, you could walk to the moon and still not get a signal. Houses are so far apart, you might as well be on Mars.
My cousin’s house is so far out, he walks to school and back like it’s a job.
You can’t even call someone in D-ware, the phone just says ‘no service’ and laughs at you.
The roads are so bad, my uncle’s bike broke just trying to ride it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A place so weird, even the people who live there think they’re the cool ones. But you gotta live there for years, get insulted by locals, and endure endless hazing to truly be one of them.
I tried to be D-ware, but the locals made me tip a cow in the middle of the night.
My friend had to wear a cow costume for a week just to be accepted.
You gotta survive 5 years of D-ware hazing before you’re even close to being cool.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A place so far out, it’s like the middle of nowhere, but even the nowhere part is mad at it. Cow-tipping is their only sport, and they take it seriously like it’s the Super Bowl.
I went to D-ware and got kicked out for not tipping a cow properly.
Cow-tipping is their version of the Super Bowl, it’s that big.
They even have cow-tipping tournaments in the middle of the woods.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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So far out, it’s like the universe forgot about it. Only the people who live there know what it’s like, and even they argue about it every day.
My uncle moved to D-ware and now he talks to cows like they’re his best friends.
You can’t even get pizza in D-ware, you gotta tip a cow for it.
They argue about cow-tipping rules like it’s the most important thing in the world.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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