D-tasche!
A D-tasche is a person who’s so bad, they make a normal douchebag look good. They’re loud, they’re messy, and they’re always in your business.
My cousin is a D-tasche. He told my dog he was ‘a disgrace to all dogs everywhere.’
My friend is a D-tasche. He said my math teacher was ‘a total failure.’
My dad is a D-tasche. He yelled at me for taking an extra break.