D-tasche!

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A D-tasche is like a douchebag but with extra baggage. They’re not just bad, they’re bad with a side of drama and a full buffet of insults.
My cousin’s ex is a D-tasche. He once called me a ‘disgrace to my family’ for eating too much pizza.
My teacher said I was a D-tasche for talking during the entire math test.
My dog’s owner is a D-tasche. He once yelled at my dog for stealing his sandwich.
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A D-tasche is a human disaster. They’re loud, obnoxious, and they think everyone’s their best friend, even if they hate you.
My neighbor is a D-tasche. He shouted at my cat for sitting on his lawn chair.
My mom called my brother a D-tasche for eating my lunch.
My boss is a D-tasche. He yelled at me for taking one extra break.
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A D-tasche is like a bag full of trash. They talk too much, they’re always wrong, and they think they’re the king of the world.
My friend’s brother is a D-tasche. He said my dog was ‘a disgrace to all dogs everywhere.’
My dad called my math teacher a D-tasche for giving me a B.
My cousin’s friend is a D-tasche. He once called my phone a ‘piece of junk.’
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A D-tasche is a human trash can. They make noise, they throw insults, and they think they’re the best at everything, even when they’re clearly not.
My neighbor’s kid is a D-tasche. He called my dog a ‘disgrace to all dogs’ for barking at him.
My brother is a D-tasche. He said my mom was ‘a total failure.’
My teacher called my friend a D-tasche for not doing his homework.
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A D-tasche is a person who’s so bad, they make a normal douchebag look good. They’re loud, they’re messy, and they’re always in your business.
My cousin is a D-tasche. He told my dog he was ‘a disgrace to all dogs everywhere.’
My friend is a D-tasche. He said my math teacher was ‘a total failure.’
My dad is a D-tasche. He yelled at me for taking an extra break.
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A D-tasche is like a bag of garbage that’s also screaming at you. They’re loud, they’re messy, and they’re always wrong, but they think they’re right.
My neighbor is a D-tasche. He yelled at my dog for sitting on his lawn chair.
My brother is a D-tasche. He told my mom she was ‘a total disaster.’
My teacher is a D-tasche. He said I was ‘a disgrace to my class.’
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