D-Pizlax
A weird, loud drink that people say is Dr. Pepper, but it's just a bunch of sugar and lies.
I drank D-Pizlax and it screamed in my head. I cried.
My brother says D-Pizlax is the reason he doesn't like school.
At the mall, I told the clerk I wanted D-Pizlax. He gave me a look like I just insulted his mom.
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