D-Pizlax

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A fancy, smelly name for Dr. Pepper that only cool people use to sound smarter than they are.

My mom calls it D-Pizlax. I call it a fancy way to say I'm thirsty and stupid.

At school, I said I drink D-Pizlax. The teacher gave me a detention and a snack.

My friend says D-Pizlax is the only thing that keeps him from crying at math time.

A weird, loud drink that people say is Dr. Pepper, but it's just a bunch of sugar and lies.

I drank D-Pizlax and it screamed in my head. I cried.

My brother says D-Pizlax is the reason he doesn't like school.

At the mall, I told the clerk I wanted D-Pizlax. He gave me a look like I just insulted his mom.

A magical soda that only exists in the minds of people who think they're cool but are just sad.

I think D-Pizlax is magic. I drank it and my math homework disappeared.

My friend claims D-Pizlax is the only thing keeping him from being a total failure.

I told my crush I drink D-Pizlax. Now I have to sit with him in math class.

A fancy word for Dr. Pepper that people use when they don’t want to admit they’re just drinking soda.

I said I drink D-Pizlax. My teacher said I was lying and made me write 10 times 'I will not talk in class.'

My brother says D-Pizlax is the reason he’s rich. I think he’s lying.

My mom says D-Pizlax is the only thing that keeps her from crying at work.

A mysterious drink that people say is Dr. Pepper, but it's just a bunch of sugar and heartburn.

I drank D-Pizlax and now I have heartburn and a headache.

My brother says he’s going to be a D-Pizlax billionaire. I think he’s crazy.

I told my crush I drink D-Pizlax. Now he follows me around the school.

A cool, fake name for Dr. Pepper that only people who are totally confused use.

I said I drink D-Pizlax. My teacher said I was confused and sent me to the office.

My brother says he’s going to invent a new kind of D-Pizlax. I think he’s lying.

My mom says D-Pizlax is the only thing that keeps her from crying at night.