D-Gas Syndrome
D-Gas Syndrome hits you when you're so bored you'd rather get a root canal than sit through another minute of whatever is going on.
My teacher droned on about the water cycle. I fell asleep and dreamed about pizza.
During the meeting, my boss checked his phone and started texting his ex. I think he had D-Gas.
My friend said, 'I’d rather be buried alive than hear this speech again.'