D-Gas Syndrome

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D-Gas Syndrome is when someone is too lazy to care and would rather take a dump than listen to whatever nonsense is being spewed at them.

Bro just walked out mid-sentence. I asked him why. He said, 'I had a dream about tacos.'

During my speech, the kid in the back was eating a sandwich and laughing at my jokes. I think he was mocking me.

My mom said, 'I don't give a damn what you say, I'm watching Netflix.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

D-Gas Syndrome hits you when you're so bored you'd rather get a root canal than sit through another minute of whatever is going on.

My teacher droned on about the water cycle. I fell asleep and dreamed about pizza.

During the meeting, my boss checked his phone and started texting his ex. I think he had D-Gas.

My friend said, 'I’d rather be buried alive than hear this speech again.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

D-Gas Syndrome is when you're so unimpressed you’d rather get a face full of spaghetti than listen to one more word.

My cousin said, 'I don't even know why I came. I was watching cat videos.'

The kid in the front fell asleep during my presentation. I think he had a nightmare about math.

During the debate, my opponent just stared at me and said, 'I don't care.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

D-Gas Syndrome is when you’re so annoyed you’d rather get a tattoo of your ex’s face than keep listening to whatever nonsense is coming out of someone’s mouth.

My brother said, 'I don’t give a damn about your grades. I’m watching YouTube.'

During the lecture, the student just started drawing a dinosaur. I think he had D-Gas.

My friend whispered, 'I’d rather die than sit through this.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

D-Gas Syndrome is when you’re so fed up you’d rather get a wedgie than listen to one more thing someone has to say.

My teacher said, 'I don’t care if you fail. I’m going to eat lunch.'

During the group project, my teammate just sat there and said, 'I’m done.'

My mom said, 'I don’t give a damn about your report card. I’m watching soap operas.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

D-Gas Syndrome is when you’re so tired you’d rather take a nap than listen to another word of whatever stupid thing is happening.

My dad said, 'I don’t care about your homework. I’m taking a nap.'

During the game, my friend just closed his eyes and said, 'I’m sleeping.'

My sister said, 'I don’t give a damn about your drama. I’m watching TikTok.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago