I walked into a D-Date thinking it was a coffee run. Turns out it was a 3-hour interrogation about my ex and my middle name.

She showed up at my house with no warning and asked if I had a pet. I said no. She asked if I was allergic to cats. I said no. Now I have a cat.

He texted me: 'Hey. Want to hang out? No pressure. Maybe? Or maybe not? Maybe?' I said yes. Now I’m stuck in a D-Date with his whole family.