D-Date

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A date that happens out of nowhere and leaves you confused and talking nonstop like you’re on a caffeine IV drip

I walked into a D-Date thinking it was a coffee run. Turns out it was a 3-hour interrogation about my ex and my middle name.

She showed up at my house with no warning and asked if I had a pet. I said no. She asked if I was allergic to cats. I said no. Now I have a cat.

He texted me: 'Hey. Want to hang out? No pressure. Maybe? Or maybe not? Maybe?' I said yes. Now I’m stuck in a D-Date with his whole family.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A date where the only goal is to get the D and nothing else matters

He asked me out just to get his D. I asked him out just to get my D. We both got Ds. We both got confused.

She said, 'I’m not here for love. I’m here for the D.' I said, 'Same.' We both got Ds. We both got sad.

He texted me: 'I need the D. Please. Now.' I said, 'Fine. But I’m taking it slow.' He said, 'No. I need it fast.' I said, 'Then I’m taking it slow and fast.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago