d-bits
A dog named Delta who eats bacon bits. It's also what you yell when you're too stupid to think of something else to say.
I yelled 'd-bit!' at my friend when he asked me a question I didn't know the answer to.
My dog is a d-bit. He's fat and eats bacon bits all day.
I said 'd-bit!' to my teacher when I couldn't think of anything to say.