d-bits

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A kid who's learning how to be a total tool. They're like a mini version of a real-life tool, still growing into their douchiness.

My son is a d-bit. He calls me 'daddy' and says 'you're cool, but I'm cooler.'

My little brother is a d-bit. He thinks he's the king of the school.

My cousin is a d-bit. He thinks he's a rockstar just because he has a guitar.

Short for 'Douch Bag in Training.' It's like a title given to a kid who's learning how to be annoying and loud.

My neighbor's kid is a d-bit. He yells 'I'm the best!' every time he sees me.

My brother is a d-bit. He says 'I'm the king of the castle!' even though he's in 3rd grade.

My friend is a d-bit. He told me he's gonna be the richest man in the world when he grows up.

A dog named Delta who eats bacon bits. It's also what you yell when you're too stupid to think of something else to say.

I yelled 'd-bit!' at my friend when he asked me a question I didn't know the answer to.

My dog is a d-bit. He's fat and eats bacon bits all day.

I said 'd-bit!' to my teacher when I couldn't think of anything to say.