D-bagasaurus - a big, old, weenie-handed no-talent dork who thinks they're

a big, old, weenie-handed no-talent dork who thinks they're the best.

My coach says my teammate is a D-bagasaurus. He still brings a water bottle to practice.

That guy in the mall is a D-bagasaurus. He tried to haggle with a kid.

My dad is a D-bagasaurus. He still uses a fax machine and thinks the internet is a conspiracy.