D-bagasaurus

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a huge, old, tiny-handed piece of garbage who thinks they're cool.

My cousin is a D-bagasaurus. He wears a hat inside a house.

That guy in class is a D-bagasaurus. He talks like he's in a movie.

My uncle is a D-bagasaurus. He still uses a flip phone and thinks TikTok is a scam.

a big, old, weak-handed loser who acts like they're important.

My teacher called my dad a D-bagasaurus. He said he's been teaching since the 80s.

My neighbor is a D-bagasaurus. He still wears socks with sandals.

My grandma says her ex is a D-bagasaurus. He left her for a toaster.

a huge, ancient, short-fingered piece of crap who thinks they're awesome.

My mom says my brother is a D-bagasaurus. He still uses a discman.

That guy at the grocery store is a D-bagasaurus. He tried to argue with the self-checkout.

My friend's dad is a D-bagasaurus. He still has a pet hamster named Steve.

a big, old, weenie-handed no-talent dork who thinks they're the best.

My coach says my teammate is a D-bagasaurus. He still brings a water bottle to practice.

That guy in the mall is a D-bagasaurus. He tried to haggle with a kid.

My dad is a D-bagasaurus. He still uses a fax machine and thinks the internet is a conspiracy.

a huge, old, tiny-fingered piece of trash who thinks they're the king.

My sister says my brother is a D-bagasaurus. He still wears a beanie inside.

That guy at the park is a D-bagasaurus. He tried to beat a kid at checkers.

My uncle is a D-bagasaurus. He still uses a typewriter and thinks Zoom is a scam.

a big, ancient, short-handed piece of garbage who thinks they're fancy.

My mom says my cousin is a D-bagasaurus. He still uses a paper map.

That guy at the store is a D-bagasaurus. He tried to argue with a robot.

My dad is a D-bagasaurus. He still wears a hat in the house and thinks Instagram is for kids.