D-Bag Hag
A girl who isn't a total waste of space but still hangs with, sleeps with, and dates total d-bags at d-bag bars and acts like they're the best thing since sliced bread. She's like a fag hag, but with worse douches.
Why would you date that guy? He smells like a gym sock and a pizza box.
He's not a total waste of space, but he's close.
He's the best thing since sliced bread. I've seen the bread.